Cost-of-living sarcasm meets low-effort bureaucracy: a soy candle with a tongue-in-cheek “Cost of Living Status: DENIED” receipt-style label. The deadpan, utilitarian label uses stark typographic hierarchy and a bold red stamp to capture everyday nihilism and budget humor while the clean glass jar and neutral wax keep the look minimal and shelf-ready. Choose a scent that matches your mood — from Unscented to Apple Harvest or White Sage + Lavender — for a quietly cathartic burn during late-night bill sorting or quiet commiseration with friends.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar
- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
