Minimalist satirical tee riffing on prediction markets and institutional spin. A faux-official circular seal surrounds a dollar-sign emblem, paired with a punchy line in muted black and neon-green accents that reads like an ironic bureau slogan. The design uses bold, legible type and high-contrast accents to read quickly in social feeds, matching the trading/prediction markets satire mood of sharp, jaded humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, Bella Canvas 3001 (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- With side seams; retail fit with crew neckline
- Neck and sleeve prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp detail
- Tear-away label; age restrictions: for adults; REACH Certified
- Country of origin: blank product sourced from Honduras; shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar with seam
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
