Deadpan text candle that pairs a minimalist, high-contrast label with a snarky, self-deprecating line—made for shoppers who wear their anxiety as humor. The clean black sans type on a white glossy label reads as a quick, readable statement in the sarcastic & self-deprecating trend; choose from cozy scents like Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, or Unscented to set the mood while the line does the talking. Simple glass jar and natural soy wax keep the focus on the quippy message and everyday use in living rooms, home offices, or bedside tables.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents
- Reusable glass vessel
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
